Bees pay you a visit
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First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
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Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...