Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...