Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...