When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...