Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!