Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Naming your child
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If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...