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A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
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Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
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You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
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Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...