The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...