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Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Man, Woman, Santa?
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Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Bad drivers.
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Bald Men
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A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...