Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...