He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.