Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...