Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...