A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.