Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...