Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...