To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Maybe next time.
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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Snail Beer
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Program Manager
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You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...