The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...