Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...