Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...