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My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
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Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
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Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
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Be Politically Correct With Men
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Duck sentence.
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Dead Ringer, Part II
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Words From Famous Women
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