I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...