The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...