Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.