Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
stop for a glow worm
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Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
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You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Things Learned From Children
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Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
The “Perfect” Day!
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