Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...