Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...