Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...