Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...