Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....