Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...