How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...