Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...