Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...