Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...