IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...