Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...