Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...