Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!