What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...