A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!