140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...