A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...