Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!