On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Diet for Stress
Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!