I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...