Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...