Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...