How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...