Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...