Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...